Liquorish

When you drink so much that your mouth no longer connects with your brain, or something. It is really you just trying to talk ya know. But words, they escape you, and you are left with nothing but the unintelligible liquorish! A new dialect that changes with each new sentence.

“Hsshsjsnakansosndbt qnlpdoenenek”

Translation: “I am drunk”

Ah dude you are speaking liquorish, speak English! English!