Xanaccident

Mishaps, mistakes and errors caused my the intake of the prescription medication Xanax; which is often responsible for many accidents and conundrums.

Man #1: Oh my god, what happened to that half pizza I was saving in the fridge.

Man#2: I must have ate it last night by Xanaccident.

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Snip

House, Home, Crib, Domestic Domicile

1. Aight yall, I'm headin' back to the snip, catch yall later.

2. Oh man, hells yea, I gots that back at the snip.

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Bro Bono

The act of providing free services to friends. Originated from the legal term "pro bono" meaning "for the public good" or "free".

Friend #1: "Hey man, I need a logo designed for my new company but I dont have a lot of money"

Friend #2: "no problem man, your my best friend, I'll do it Bro Bono"

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Joycott

The organized and intentional patronage of a known establishment for the purpose of admiration and unwavering support. ( antonym of Boycott)

I love this place so much, we should all "joycott" this place and eat taco's till we fall asleep in tents.

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Contanister

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

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Karma Fuck

Having sexual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.

Guy1: "Man, I cant believe that bartender let me fuck her"

Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"

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Tizerize

Pronounced (Tie-zer-eyes)

To use hand sanitizer

Guy #1: "Man that hand rail was filthy"

Guy #2: "You need to tizerize those hands"

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