Ex. 1
Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."
Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"
Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."
Ex. 2
Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."
Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"
Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."
Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
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