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Banana Hammock

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?

I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018


Jay’s Lodge.

A cabin in the woods that people enter a virgin and come out a ... well, you don’t want to know.

Did you see that lodge in the woods ? Yeah it’s a Jay’s Lodge.

by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018


Cock Gobbler

The definition of a turkey that sucks cock.

Did you see that cock gobbler ? Yeah he was our Christmas dinner.

by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018


Amberlenz

A demented ambulance.

Did you hear about that amberlenz ?

by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018


Amberlenz

A demented ambulance.

Did you hear about that amberlenz ?

by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018