BeeRusing

(Beeruzing) A counterpart of perusing in that the difference is basically the subject matter itself. Instead of perusing, reading words, surveying or examining in detail, The Object for examine in this instance is Beer itself and entails the art of selecting the right Beer for the night at the Store, and not to exclude when one makes a custom 6 pack Choice of cultural diverse beer for taste testing. Likely a trend of Beer drinking connoisseurs.

Man: "Hey Hon i'm going grocery shopping"

Wife: "For what i did that last week?"

Man: "I ran out of beer and feel like beerusing at the local store or head to the brewhouse for a new taste, So don't wait up for me..."

Wife: "Only the finest for you my man, Your a gentleman and a scholar"

Man: " Shut your face woman, Shit is about to get real!"

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Wake and Bake Weekend

A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!

Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.

Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.

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SuperEffinHyperPumped

1. (ADJ) A beyond super state of excitement and utter exuberance than one could possibly almost shit themselves out of the pure essence of the once impossible becoming the possible.

If the Bengals ever... i repeat ever win a super bowl in his life time, Jesse Phillips will indeed be supereffinHyperpumped!

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