The dry hump McGoo

Where you hook up with probley the hottest chick you will ever meet but are too drunk and had to many illicit drugs to get it up so you rub your dick on her pussy to try to get it hard

Guy1: man saw you hook up with Sally last night she is smoking

Guy2: yea but I couldn't get it up so I had to give her the dry hump McGoo

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Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record