pctekpessov

The term used to describe a lower level desktop PC technician. Typically utilized in a berating fashion by higher level systems engineering personnel in an attempt to weaken the morale of those less qualified within the Information Technology industry.

What are you doing in the datacenter? Who let you in here? You’re just a pctekpessov, go back to replacing keyboards and cleaning mice. Whaaaat aaaaaa PESSOV!!!

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sawgrass 17

Used to describe your friends or co-workers that are balding tremendously in the front, however, have maintained a small patch of hair in the front of their head. This small patch resembles the 17th hole at the famous TPC Sawgrass Golf Course.

You should just shave your head bro, it looks like Sawgrass 17 on your dome! FORE!

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oodeley

The short, fast, and abbreviated pronunciation for the sentence "I'm going to slap you". This term is derived from the movie "Rush Hour 2", where Chris Tucker attempted to speak to the Asian driver and eventually responded "oma slap you, oma slap you" after several failed efforts to communicate. Oodeley can be simultaneously repeated depending on how badly you have the desire to slap someone.

Excuse me sir, but oodeley. Oodeley oodeley oodeley oodeley oodeley.

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cheebows

A combination of the words "cheese" and "elbows". This describes your friends or co-workers with white flakey elbows that could be used in place of parmesian cheese for your salad or pasta.

Oh come on bro, get your cheebows away from my food! You're such a pessov.

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pessov

Short for "Piece of Sh*t". This word is derived from the movie "The Siege", where the Arab man screamed "you treat me like a pessov sh*t". Used to describe something bad, unfavorable, or poor.

Wow, that car you bought is a real pessov.

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plather

This word is consequent of the word "pessov", however also combines the reality of pure laziness. The genuine definition relates to "Piece of Sh*t", which is derived from the movie "The Siege", where the Arab man screamed "you treat me like a pessov sh*t". Used to describe something bad, unfavorable, or poor, however, without the need to move as many mouth muscles. "Plather" simply roles off the tongue in one smooth motion and can even be abbreviated "pltv".

Wow, he called in late again... what a plather.

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