Computon

The positive, operating system specific, flow of computer energy from a user to a system device.

"Ryan can walk into a room and computers just start to work. It must be the computons"

Phish Pharming

When your Risk Management department starts phishing the company in an effort to develop job security or increase their perceived relevance.

I didn't really get phished much until Risk and Compliance started Phish Pharming us every few days.