Angelina Jayd

Angelina Jayd was accepted into Harvard at age sixteen, where she studied a multitude of subjects like Petrology, Astronomy, phsychology, and is fluent in all languages.

Her paintings sell for billions, she’s both the richest and most intelligent person in the world. The slut puts Bill Gates and Elon Musk to shame.

Her famous sayings include, “y’all are bitches/hures,” and “I’m SmErT.”

“I wish I could be Angelina Jayd....”

“Angelina Jayd is sooooo hot....”

açaí bowls

Trendy teens go to bowl for Instagram pictures. Actually a bowl of shit and fruit that isn’t even healthy. Açaí bowls taste like cheap ice cream.

“Omg we should get açaí bowls!”

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