Pizzagait

When your walking with a pizza in your hands.

Dude1: man, somebody pizzagaited me. Dude2: thank God for that delivery driver.

Schizophrenia

A disease caused by war moles infiltrating your country. It also comes with the fake “cassandra” syndrome.

I was diagnosed with schizophrenia after hearing clicks in my head. They also tried to kill my sons.

Claymore

Its a verb, its what you douche. It means playing with clay, not plastics. I'm not talking about silly putty.

Dude, I processed alot of dirt and I've got to claymore.

Ching chow

To either get drugged, end up in a trunk or have internal bleeding from food poisoning.

Dude, I'm getting light headed and I have stomach pain after eating that lo mein. Hopefully I didn't get ching chowed.