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Chicks before dicks

When you and you close friends form a sisterhood and agree not to fuck each others ex husbands

Oh Maria I really hope you didn't sleep with Jimbo , remember chicks before dicks

by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017

4👍 2👎


School

A horrible place built to torture children until they cry

Oh no I know you didn't , did you really just say that to me?! I'm sending you to school now

by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017


Chronic Ebola

When you have caught a case of Ebola but 10 times worse

Oh no , hell to the no I have bronchitis ain't no body got time for that shit I fucking have chronic Ebola . oh bitch no!!! They kicked me off my flight for this shit - twaimz

by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017


Peekaboo

WHEN SOMEONE IS HIDING AND THAN JUMPS OUT AND YELLS PEEKABOO!!!!!!

Where are you?? Here I am , PEEKABOOOO!!!!

by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017

41👍 13👎


Inside joke

An inside joke is a funny joke that only a few people know about

Oh haha your a crusty piggy who likes rice crispy treats haha, you have just been a part of an inside joke

by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017

2👍 3👎


Cecilia

SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE AMAZING OR SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN DO THINGS BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE

Oh my god Cecilia you've just beat me in a race (Cecilia says) oh yes peekaboo

by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017

16👍 21👎