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Booger eater. One who eats one's own boogers from one's nose while sitting on the sideline at a football game.
The Missouri quarterback decided to chase daniel while sitting on the sideline after throwing four interceptions in the first half of the game against Kansas on November 24, 2007.
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Little Man Syndrome
When a male of the species has less height, when standing erect, than 75% of the women in his available area and must compensate by being overtly loud or boisterous of his exploits, no matter how small. He is challenged by any other male who is even narrowly taller and feels shunned and left out when seeing other's joy from accomplishments and successful relationships with the women who turned him down.
Also known as 'small dick energy'.
Brian in finance has hit on Debbie in receiving every day this week but she's 5'10" and his LMS won't let him just move on.
The point at which the contents of a bowl of breakfast cereal reaches complete saturation, rendering the contents of the bowl a mixture of discolored milk and mushy remnants of whatever shapes the cereal pieces once resembled.
Kenny left the kitchen to rid himself of the turtle in his pants but upon returning to his breakfast bowl he discovered his cereal had become complete soggage where once flakes of crisp corn occupied.
When one observes porn in the presence of one's mother
I was about to 'take care of business' but then my mom walks in and we end up Hickenlooping 'Debbie Does Dallas'.