Leap Of Filth

The jump taken when one purchases pornographic images and/or videos from a dodgey looking website.

Guy 1: "Dude, look, unlimited access for only 20p."
Guy 2: "I dunno dude, looks like a leap of filth to me."

E-Herpes

When your doctor emails you the results of STI test.

"God dammit, i just got E-Herpes"

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Culturally Challenged

Someone who has not heard the latest singles, has not seen the latest films, or has played the latest video games.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, Have You Played This New Game?"
Dude 2: "No, Not Yet, Im Culturally Challenged."

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, Have You Heard This Song Yet?"
Dude 2: "No, I Keep Telling You, Im Culturally Challenged."

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, Have You Seen This New Film Yet?"
Dude 2: "STFU!!! And Stop Calling Me Dude!"

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LSMINHAHA

Acronnym for Laughing So Much I Nearly Had A Heart Attack

Often used as either a melodramatic, or sarcastic remark.

Janet: "...And Then The Priest Walked In On Them!"

John: "Ha, LSMINHAHA"
or
John: "Wow, Rofl, Lmao, Lsminhaha... NOT! ¬¬"

Crank

The act of crying whilst masturbating. Often performed by self loathing emos whilst slashing their wrists.

Jack found life to be so dire, he couldn't help but have a crank.

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Cheese Pan

A Rumour

Beth: Oh my god, did you hear about Ellie?
Laura: Oh, not another load of Cheese Pan!?

James: Did you hear about his foot?
Bob: Yeah, i recon thats just Cheese Pan though.

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