youroom

your + room = youroom

Yo are you in youroom?

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Zipprocrastination

When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it until the day has been wasted.

"Yeah, I'll have it done by tonight"

click- "ooh"

"Now it's midnight; I've been foiled by Zipprocrastination"

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fur eel

means for real

Yo that shit is ill

Yeah fur eel

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