choof

n.
1. a teenager, usually male, whose wardrobe comprises Abercrombie & Fitch, Structure and American Eagle items. See also prep. Choofs, though expensively outfitted, often appear ridiculous, often because of the kitschy t-shirts and visors they wear.
2. An upper-middle class Caucasian male with delusions of rap stardom.
3. A fatuous idiot or douchebag.
v.
1. To act in a foolish or ridiculous manner. Note: the idiomatic usage "choof it up" is common.

Matt Simone, the original choof, remains the paragon of choofdom.

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pittsburgh

A boring, provincial city in western Pennsylvania that is nonetheless a very nice place to live.

"Believe it or not, I really like Pittsburgh."

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elvis costello

n.
1. the greatest living songwriter.

"My Aim is True, This Year's Model and Armed Forces."

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saize

Chiefly Wexford, Pennsylvania
v.
1. to embarass another by citing a salient logical error in his argument; to prove wrong
2. to humiliate, as through severe taunting and mockery
3. to reject in a particularly humiliating fashion
interj.
1. used to mock one who is saized

Haha, saized!

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liberal

n.
1. A man or woman with a university education
adj.
2. Politically savvy and genuinely patriotic, as opposed to the uninformed jingoism of the conservative right

Liberals are responsible for all that is sane and rational. Conservatives are paranoid racists and jesus freaks.

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