Joseph Jerky

A Joseph Jacky is when you jerk off your carrot dick while dressed as a Jew watching a hitler porno, once you cum into your belly button you scoop it up with a plunger that has been used then take the cum plunger and throw it into a dryer and wait 4 days for the cum to rot. Once it rots take it out and feed it to your dog, then pistol whip him. Once you pistol whip him take his dead body, deep fry him then throw him/her at your local orphanage and then proceed to burn down the orphanage.

Dude I heard Carson totally did the Joseph jerky last night.

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