beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.

I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.

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Jizz Nizzer

Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

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Booyie

An airhear, that when placed in water, they float.

Ashley is a booyie, She thinks 2 + 2 = 10, that is why when we went scuba diving, she couldn't go beneath the water.

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goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

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donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

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flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

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rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

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