Canada's History

1. Also known as two moose, one cup.

2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.

NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.

She was well educated in Canada's History. She found the tamest, horniest moose at the zoo and showed me a great night - though I still have sticky shit in half of my crevices.

When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!

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