Mom

Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .

Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "

Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"

Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"

Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."

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