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A OCD individual who is areal free spirit, but very nervous. Often very musically inclined. They have this tic where they repeatedly give light thumps to their forehead after exhaling a self prescribed bong hit.
Dude. Whoâs that gut guy jamming the guitar and thumping his head to the music?.Tell him his bong fell over.
Thatâs Tingle Tips.
When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.
Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
Redneck do it your selfer tree pruning gas or electric chainsaw. Connected to telescoping 10 Ft handle.
Very highly recommended by professional hard working Mexican yard crews and the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Dude.
I had a limb hanging over my roof, and I couldnât reach it to remove it..if only I had a chainsaw on a stick. I cut cut that rascal and drink me a beer.
The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.
A man who gets young college girls to cream in her panties. Panty pudding chef. Just picture a well endowed Chefboy RD.
Dude, I got this girl so wet, I felt like a panty pudding chef last night.