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When youâre a lazy dog named and your sleep has been interrupted.
I canât believe I was woken up from my slumber. Iâm soooo commiliated right now.
When youâre humiliated, but youâre also a lazy dog named Charlie.
Charlie does nothing but sleep. âIâm soooo commiliated.â
Noun. This little flap of skin is most notably seen in porn movies where the girl is riding on top of the guy or also in the doggy style position. Located on the back of the pussy nearest the gooch, this majestic flap of skin can be see when pulling out right before each thrust and is used to help keep pussy juice on the shaft.
Andy: GYAAAD, did you see that fuck sluts dick squeegee?
Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.
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Power Hoosiers are typically seen in herds and are generally the boisterous loud-mouthed type. Consumption of cheap Cigarettes and tequila rose, or Busch beer is the general diet of the Power Hoosier. They will try to dazzle you with knowledge they almost assuredly do not have in attempt to fit into the collective group On topics such as politics, cars, and sports. Power Hoosiers are almost always know it all fat asses who haven't achieved much in life except for what they achieved by throwing their huge asses around and hijacking conversations and gainful situations while cleverly disguising them as major personal accomplishments which, in fact, weren't obtained on their own. Beware the Power Hoosier as they are control freaks and will stand on the shoulders of your accomplishments for personal gain.
Man, what's he thinking being in that relationship?
I don't know, but she's a real power hoosier
The Fings Lounge
Love the outdoors but looking for a quaint night in? Thankfully, the midwest Missouri area offers a warm and cozy lounge ranging from HVAC talk, dank memes, cars, and failed troll attempts. Stay nice, warm and toasty while still soaking up the outdoorsy atmosphere with electric trimmer conversation. Whether the living room getaway is for the entire family or the romantic escape on the commode, the Fings Lounge is the way to go.
How are things in the Fings Lounge tonight?
Not bad, caught a big fish earlier when bent Andy was lured with talk of Kounts Kustom fleecing his Impala.