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When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.
Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I canât understand a word he says.
When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.
Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.
Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.
Dirty
I canât charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard last week.