Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.