tavern ham

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

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Swole

To swell up your body in a confrontational manner. To step to someone while swelling your muscles, in an attempt to intimidate or scare.

"Don't swole up on me bro... This is for charity."

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Salty Cowboy

The oral act of licking sweat from a cowboys nut sack to his asshole, with specific consideration for the chode, after a tough day in the saddle.

"Courtney gave me a Salty Cowboy, after I fixed her porch".

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