Brian

Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass

You: Dude I met the coolest bro today

Friend: Did he have big dick energy

You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian