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A deadly weapon of mass reproduction must be careful when around this obliterating weapon
Heรขยยs got a willyweapon run hide
A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.
Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex
The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.
When you pierce the skin of an opponent with your wet erect penis. Have caution when preforming the wetshank as it may result in testicle Down syndrome
John just wetshanked that police man
A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..
Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.
Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches
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