Bum Bottle

A miniature bottle of alcohol, often referred to as an "airplane bottle", which contains 50ml, or about 1.7 oz of liquor.

A fave of street bums who panhandle for a couple of bucks and stumble into liquor stores for a "bottle".

People sneak these into events to slam instead of buying shots.

Let's go get some bum bottles for the concert. I'm not payin $10 a drink!

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Standdown

To hold a competition between another person in a bathroom stall to see who will leave first when needing to drop a deuce.

Tracy sat quietly on the toilet waiting for the mystery person two stalls over to leave before takin a poo. The mystery pooper wouldn't leave. He, too, was waiting for Tracy to leave so HE could start the coal train. 5 minutes passed. All was quiet except for the occasional nose blowing to pass the time. ...enter the standdown...

Would anyone finally give up and leave?

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