Brymore

A sexist school which is run by a pedo

Luke: He Jimmy, shall we send our daughter . . Daphne to Brymore

Jimmy: No, Brymore is run by a sexist cunt and . and all the boys shag each other for a fun . time. Also Daphne is a lesbian and the . teacher will not accept her.

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dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

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luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel