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The Most Delicious Drink Ever Not Made
A Combination Of Sonic's Strawberry And Cherry Limeade
"Can i have a large strawcherry limade"
"Excuse me?"
"A Strawcherry Limade please"
"So a strawberry limade with cherry?"
"NO A STRAWCHERRY LIMADE, NOW!"
"Thats what I said sir"
"You go to hell"
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The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.
Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)
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A superstar reciever who plays for the Idianapolis Colts and undercover OG who catches Td's and shoots up blocks in his spare time
Guy:Yo son did you see Marvin Harrison make that one handed grab?!?
Guy2:No, but i saw him knock out that 6'foot 280 pound dude and chase him with an uzi!
Guy:What?
Guy2:Nothing...
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The owner of the Dallas Cowboys who has had success in the past but his team lately has been... less that average...
Thinks he can merely "Buy" a Superbowl team
and who makes poor decisions in trades Jumps on to big named players nuts and holds tight -
Jerry Jones: Omg a talented wide reciever whos overzealous tears his teams apart betrays everyone and has a big ego lets grabe em! - Terrel Owens -
Jerry Jones: Omg a corner who runs a 4.3 and has a "spectacular" 4 interceptions in his 4 year career is known for violence and averages 3 yards a punt return! lets grab em! - Pacman Jones -
Jerry Jones: Omg the fastest Defensive Tackle in the NFL with below average strength and thretens police officers on occasion whos also an allegid drug lord! lets grab em! - Tank Johnson -
Jerry Jones: Omg a 6'4 reciever who consistantly gets 1000 yards a season even though he plays on the worst teams in the NFL and runs linebacker 40 (4.8) lets grab em!
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