Ryan Clark

A big guy, probably 6’3, 6’4 ish. This guy is probably the biggest merchant around. He’s known for selling so many times that the guys over at Pawn Stars offered him and job. Biggest seller around nobody will refute that. He also goes by other names, such as Ry ry, the Clarkinator, Merchant, etc.

This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.

“Yo, I just met this guy his name is Ryan clark”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”

Daffa

A person who typically comes from Indonesian backgrounds. It is almost ALWAYS a chink, and very rare breed for sure. They’re known for their microscopic dongs, and they typically have hobbies and passions not many others seem interesting, such as card tricks, or collecting toys.

“Some girl said this dudes dong isn’t very big. He must be a Daffa”

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