Hiccups

A terrible, yet temporary disease in which you feel your soul tries to escape your body every 2-30 seconds. In some cases, people get highly frustrated, and even sometimes wish they were dead.

Known causes are: Caffinated drinks, and large amounts of laughter.

Although hiccups are not contagious, they are very common. Please be careful.

(Silence)
John: *hiccup*
Sara: Aw man! You caught the hiccups'
John: da-*hiccup*-ng. These are bad!
Sara: I'm sorry!

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