left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

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starburst

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite

God damn that was a good starburst

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vodak

1337ness incarnate

vodak + g0d

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bat boy

a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.

Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing

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Bonus Madness

Sub game on a highly addictive fruitmachine found on Sporting odds casion.

Used to describe madness that was not forseen yet is very enjoyable.

Bonus Sadness

"there's some crazy shit going on, it's Bonus Madness!"

"I spent 60 quid but atleast i got Bonus Madness!"

"This DVDA is Bonus Madness"

Lo Lo

Annoying scenester broad that won't shutup

"lo lo, please, shutup."

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Poking Fun

(v.)
1) A remark of sarcaism/witty expression as to make a joke about the other person/object. ie poke fun at someone - RIDICULE, MOCK
2) A act of having sexual intercourse/relations with another person or persons for fun ( comes from poke and poking )
3) The act of stabbing someone with an object and finding pleasure in it ( comes from poke )
4) The act of stricking/touching a person without much force usually very quickly especially repeatedly and with cause not pain to the person while both poeple find it funny ie a form of flirting ( comes from poking )

1) Hey man I was only poking some fun at you no offence.
2) I was poking fun with this girl last night. ie. something that 4) leads up to.
3) Man I love poking fun at people with my blade, I get Off on it.
4) man last night me and this girl was poking fun at eachother and then there was some more poking fun ;)

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