Boney L

The setup to a highly humorous joshing wherein one inquires, "Against which Boney shall one discriminate?"

One expects the responder to utter words pertaining to the popular 70s ensemble, Boney M. However, the jocular response is to subvert expectations by ejaculating, "Boney L!" Such hilarity! Such jocosity!

Cornelius: Brother, who is your preferred musical cantor?
Bartholomew: Boney...
Cornelius: M?
Bartholomew: L! Boney L!
Cornelius: Ha! Ha!

PolySci

Many a plebeian has mistakenly believed that this designation is a shortened form of the phrase “political science”. Albeit true, this notion denies the much more jocular alternate “polymer science”—only those well versed in the art of alchemy can comprehend its genius!

Godwin: Archibald, I must create the philosopher’s stone.
Archibald: Have you been doing polysci?
Godwin: Political science? Stop making such absurd statements!
Archibald: No…polymer science!
Godwin: Ha! Ha! A joshing response indeed! I must tell my companions Bartholomew and Cornelius of this hilarity anon.

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