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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

by JeReMy October 2, 2004

20πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by JeReMy August 21, 2006

8πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by JeReMy July 26, 2004

1358πŸ‘ 3078πŸ‘Ž


wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

by JeReMy December 25, 2003

200πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation

Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.

by JeReMy March 3, 2004

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by JeReMy March 9, 2005

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Draggin'

To lay the frame (or body) of one's truck (or car) on the ground while in motion.

I got a ticket for draggin'on that cop!!!

by JeReMy January 12, 2004

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž