1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
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A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater
Bob: Uh Oh....
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
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The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.
Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.
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Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.
The printer's gone wonky.
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Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation
Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.
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A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis
yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale
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To lay the frame (or body) of one's truck (or car) on the ground while in motion.
I got a ticket for draggin'on that cop!!!
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