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Funky Brewsta

A large man who wears balck and dances reeaally goofy.

HOLY SHIT! its the funky brewsta!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003


Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

by Jeremy October 02, 2004


shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 21, 2006


irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 26, 2004


Draggin'

To lay the frame (or body) of one's truck (or car) on the ground while in motion.

I got a ticket for draggin'on that cop!!!

by Jeremy January 12, 2004


Grapico

Grape soda that is of superb taste.

That GRAPICO was so FUCKING awesome!

by Jeremy November 26, 2004


wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

by Jeremy December 25, 2003