redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

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reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

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Borange

Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.

"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."

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Corpuscle

A big hat worn by Turd Furgeson on Jeopardy.

Hey Fred, look at that Corpuscle!

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snoogins

it is a word taht u say which means ok or sweet Example: "word fool" something like this

"hahahahaha hehe..... snoogins"

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TLC

Tender Lesbian Cooch

That girl has one nice TLC

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K.C.

Acronym for Kitchen counter, where earin and i plan to rollercoaster when my parents aren't home.

My k.c. is better than her k.c.

Me: Dude, earin and i rollercoastered on the k.c. yesterday, it was splendiferous.

You: I just made a sandwich on there, dick.

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