Dingers

When ones fingers smell like their stinky genitals.

“Don’t shake his hand he’s got some smelly dingers”

“Hey Mike I can smell ur dingers from all the way over here”

“Eww don’t touch me with those fucking dingers”

Tristan syndrome

Someone who who has Tristan syndrome is a waste of pengnes (fitness)

‘Omg look at him’
‘Yh but he has Tristan syndrome’
‘Eww’