Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

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One Inch Punch

A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD

I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying

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dykedelic

To behave in a manner that suggests lesbianism, such as kissing or touching another female in a sexual manner.

Those girls were totally dykedelic.

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JD

abbrv. Jack Daniels. A sweet tasting Tennesee whiskey. See also Jack

I'll have a JD and coke

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I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

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9mm

Firearms calibre commonly used for semi automatic pistols and sub machine guns. Useful for short range fire only. Used as a slang term for a pistol used by gang members or criminals

So he pulled this 9mm on me

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Cop a Feel

(v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.

This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.

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