Dick Slaving

Adj - The act of using a dick, or your dick, for any activity to a point of exhaustion.

Noun - One who uses a dick, or their dick to a point of exhaustion. -er

Adj - I am in such good shape, but after dick slaving all week, I just sleep.

Noun- I would really like to hang out with them, but they have been some dick slavers lately.

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.