Dunk

Unable to type, text, or talk correctly on your phone or computer because you are too drunk.

"I have to let you go I'm way too dunk to talk/text"
The "R" is left out of drunk because it obviously makes what is already a popular and very catchy word "dunk" At the same time when put into proper context "I'm too dunk" "can't talk I'm dunk" it will not be mistaken for a "slam-dunk" as in Basketball. It will be a known word to the receiver or viewed as a typo which often a sign itself that you are drunk.

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