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Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 4, 2018

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Dolezal dick

When ones dick is so big, it identifies as black.

Man, I got that Dolezal dick.

by Jeemfeezy July 17, 2015


Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy July 17, 2015