jeezum rice

Phrase used by Canadians, especially from the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Jesus Christ"

Jeff: "Wow bud, look at the size of that snow bank!"
Bob: "Jeezum Rice! That's a real looker eh?!"

holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"

Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"