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When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
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This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
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Slang for the US state Colorado.
Blair: Yo, I'm heading out to Rado.
Wood: All right, have a nice trip!
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It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!
Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.
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You + understand. A question usually posed to see if the person needs any further clarification of the subject being talked about.
Jeremy: So the indefinite integral of du/u is the ln |u| + c.
Jeremy: Yunderstand?
Tony: Yes.
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Doing anything at a higher speed than the recommended limit. Very similar to hauling ass, but it is more of an homage to the duo Hall & Oates, in reference to their rapid record fabrication in the 70s.
The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.
Jack: Damn yo, you just got passed on the right by a semi!
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.