debth

When the weight of your debt gives out and crushes you to the point of death.

*At a funeral*
Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.

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eddie vedder

A substitution in grammar for the combination of "any better" in a sentence.

It originates from the idea of using "butter" instead of "better", so when the word "better" would arise in a sentence, you would substitute "butter" in for "better." Using this axiom, we can further deduce that "any better" can simplify further into "eddie vedder."

"If you think and sound it out, it just makes sense." - Ed Mescaline

Lord Bullingdon: The weather outside couldn't get eddie vedder.
Eddie Vedder: You mean, any better?
Lord Bullingdon: Yeah, that's what I said.

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Harkaesion Economics

A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.

Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?

Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.

Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?

Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.

Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.

Moe: Heard that.

Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.

After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.

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Modeable Imagery

The type of imagery that comes from the summation of using a whole slew of modes with molding. The following equation explains the definition:

(sum 0 to N Mode) + Moldable = Modeable.

The most notable (modeable) example is Dustin Hoffman's teeth in the movie Hook. If you're confused, ask yourself, "How do they make Dustin's teeth look so real, with the gapping and disgusting yellow tint?" and you'll get this word as the answer.

Hoffman: Yo Dustin, why are your teeth so argy-bargy?

Dustin: Simply because of Modeable Imagery--a new technique being implemented, especially for special effects in movies.

Hoffman: Splash idea!

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bisquick

Meaning "piss quick." Usually said when drunk because you start slurring your words and "piss quick" just runs together, which comes out as "bisquick."

Dusty: Yo, I'll be right there, gotta bisquick.
Van: Alright man, I'll be at the Depot.

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Reach Around Cum Swallow

It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!

Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.

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