adult happy meal

aka AHM or Ah-humm. Oral sex leading to orgasm.

Sarah and I went to Old Country Buffet last night, and then we had an Adult happy Meal for dessert.

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trophy shit

A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.

WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"

HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."

WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"

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