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Biden

Acronym for:
Biggest
Idiot
Democrats
Ever
Nominated

Biden supporter: Hey man, did you hear that the people elected Joe Biden?

Sane person: Oh, you mean the mentally-declining old man that campaigned from his basement the entire election, and was only elected by the media? Sounds a little fishy to me...

by JeffarryLounder November 28, 2020

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Neuroscientist

Noun. Synonymous with "black person."

London streets:

"Hey Paul, have you seen all those illegal migrants crossing the border? I voted for diversity, but I didn't think diversity meant getting 5 stab wounds on my way to get a crumpet!"

"Bob, you're just being racist again. These "illegal migrants" you speak of are neuroscientists, lawyers, doctors, and scholars! Have some respect!"

by JeffarryLounder June 27, 2023


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You thought you weren't going to get results? Think again.

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Me : Haha, no.

by JeffarryLounder June 2, 2020


Shittitity

The level of absolute shit in any given statement from a scale of 0-100.

Jim: Wow, I just finally did my homework for once in the entire year.
Chad: Jim, the level of shittitity in that statement you just made is at least a 67 on the scale.

by JeffarryLounder November 11, 2020


DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.

Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.

by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022