Surgercise

The activity taken to surgically correct physical attributes that could really be corrected by physical activity.

"That Sausage Roll will go straight to your hips!"
"Oh don't worry - i'll do a little extra surgercise"

c bomb

used in immediate retrospect to when someone uses the word cunt.

"This is a total cunt of a thing"
"Woah; no need to drop the C Bomb!"

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