928

The best Porsche of all time

I bought a 1995 Porsche 928 GTS, and driving it is better than sex

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www.fluffycow.com

quite literally the most incredible human on the face of the planet. She is hot af and has the coolest hair ever. They should never underestimate themself EVER because she is swag and epec

hey! did you see www.fluffycow.com ‘s lastest tiktok? Their makeup was awesome!!!

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

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butt-load

Generally referred to as a large amount of something, especialy money.

"A butt-load chad? How much is a butt-load? Da Doug! 1000 Dollars. Based on the fact this one time I shoved 5 dollars up my butt and I know I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

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Waterfloof

the most common word in the language of Sassy Cow Land

Meaning status - unknown by everybody except Katie Jess and Elizabeth

WATERFLOOF

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podcast

Broadcasting targeted for an iPod or other portable media device by creating audio files for copying or pushed distribution. Podcast is both a noun and a verb.

Jefferson enjoys listening to technical articles now that he loads his iPod with podcast files every morning.

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creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

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