Russian Helicopter

Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only bee four recorder occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.

Random names:
Laurence: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Adam: "Why"
Laurence: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Adam: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Laurence: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Adam: "Well that is to be expected"
Laurence: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Adam "Cheers, man!

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