Toorani

A sexy middle Eastern man who is a human calculator. Eater of worlds, destroyer of dreams. A truly powerful being who inspires fear with only the loud click of a mouse.

"I studied for 2 full weeks and just got a 10 on my final"

"Oh, you must have Toorani"

Min Chen

Funny, handsome, great hair, never spits, speaks fluent English. Min is a Table tennis guru with a dick that can only be described in scientific notation.

Probably played in a band in the brass section with only his nose and a Kleenex. A Min won't hesitate to tell you how retarded you are.

"I don't know what my professor is saying but he sounds mad"

"You must have a Min Chen"