Masturbation

The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.

I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.

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Vegeterian Vampire

Someone who will only drink the blood of an animal.

Edward: Our family is different, we only drink the blood of animals. We call ourselves vegeterian vampires.

Alice: Even though we do love the blood of humans, we do not let ourselves to drink it.

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